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Lay this on his chest while he's sleeping

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

HENPECKED

Amanpreet was henpecked. He was seeing a psychiatrist about the problem. The doctor told him, 'You don't have to let your wife bully you! Go home and show her you're the boss!'

Preet got home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, 'From now on, you're taking orders from ME! When I get home from now on, I want my supper ON the table.

'I want you go right NOW and lay out my clothes. I'm going out with the boys.

'And YOU'RE going to stay home where you belong. Another thing, you know who's going to tie my tie?'

Preet's wife replied calmly, 'The undertaker?'

Details, details, details

How can you tell a man took this picture?
Look carefully....

 


....in the mirror....eeeewwwwwwww!

Liver n' Cheese

There was a Labrador, a Dalmatian and a Doberman in a doggy bar when an attractive girl poodle walks in. She says to the three dogs 'Whichever one of you can say the best sentence with liver and cheese in wins a date!'

So the Labrador says ' I like cheese but I don't like liver,' but that wasn't good enough for the girl poodle.

Then the Doberman said 'I like liver but I don't like cheese' but it still wasn't good enough.

Finally the Dalmatian piped in with 'Liver alone. Cheese mine!'

However, he still lost because it was the cheesiest joke she had ever heard.

I Slit a Sheet...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond comprehension.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.

He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell happened?"

"I think I scared the crap out of a ghost!