Amanpreet was henpecked. He was seeing a psychiatrist about the problem. The doctor told him, 'You don't have to let your wife bully you! Go home and show her you're the boss!'
Preet got home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, 'From now on, you're taking orders from ME! When I get home from now on, I want my supper ON the table.
'I want you go right NOW and lay out my clothes. I'm going out with the boys.
'And YOU'RE going to stay home where you belong. Another thing, you know who's going to tie my tie?'
Preet's wife replied calmly, 'The undertaker?'
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
~A Suburban Housewife's Alter Ego~
People in general
get on my nerves.
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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