IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s,

 I enrolled in an aerobics class.

To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women

and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.

'I'm here to do my postnatal exercises.'

The instructor gave me an appraising look.

 'How old is your baby?'

'Twenty-six, ' I replied."